we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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