wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
dude. I can hear the air.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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