Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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