I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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