You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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