please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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