Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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