**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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