Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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