WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Randomize
