Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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