So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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