u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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