Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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