She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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