im drinking this country out of the recession.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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