I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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