STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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