pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Randomize
