There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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