We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
