It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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