Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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