HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
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I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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