Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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