don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
