What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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