so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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