It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
