Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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