woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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