I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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