she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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