We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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