okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Couch. On fire.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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