So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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