butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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