I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The ass gains better be worth it
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