: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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