I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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