my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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