Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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