so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I need water and some morals
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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