ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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