I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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