I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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