And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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