It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
