question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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