in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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