what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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