their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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