she was so not down for the gang bang
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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