you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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