You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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